Best (worst) Sentence of 2010
Every year, the Bulwer-Lytton award is given to the composer of the worst opening line for a novel. Thousands of entries are beat out by one awesomely bad sentence. This year’s winner:
For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.
-Molly Ringle


I stumbled upon this site as I was looking for Alamo Drafthouse prints. For those who aren’t familiar, the Alamo Drafthouse is an 18+ theater in Austin, TX. Dinner and drinks are served with the film, and they frequently show independent and classic films.





